CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE GAME (IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY).


The Game is very simple.


  • You are always playing The Game.
  • You cannot win. You can only lose.
  • You lose whenever you remember The Game.
  • Whenever you lose the game, you have to announce out loud "I lose."
  • After you lose, you have 30 minutes during which you can remember The Game without losing.
  • As soon as you mention The Game to anyone, they begin playing as well.
  • The goal of the game is to have everyone on Earth playing.
  • Don't believe the Nihilist or Platonist philosophies when playing The Game - the official game rules are stated here.
  • Any arguments with the rules of the game can be taken up with Morgan Freeman, but I really don't think you want to do that.


Don't believe me?
You should, and also you just lost The Game.