This is what happens when things start going well in my life. There I am, surrounded by the soft,
fluffy pillows of momentary
contentment when comments like that fall out of my
brain on to paper or worse, into spoken
conversation. I mean, "I'm so
toasty you could spread
jam on me" ? My little smile fades as I note everyone staring at me. All I can think is "Inner voice,
inner voice, dammit!"
Kind of like the
Christmas when we were all opening gifts and someone gave me
tupperware. I love tupperware. It makes my life so organized and keeps my food
fresh! So I said "Tupperware! Excellent!" and tore into the box with previously unnoticed
enthusiasm. I looked up as the room got very
quiet. Everyone was staring at me.
Inner voice, dammit.