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Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat (idea)
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by
blowdart
Tue Jan 16 2001 at 9:34:56
Electric light
is not the prefered
light source
.
Candles
are.
Normal
candles
are not enough,
scented candles
are better.
A
woman
's skin has a higher
heat tolerance
. Evidence for this is provided by the
hot bath
s they take, hot enough to melt
plastic
and male
skin
.
It may be your flat, but the
toilet seat
is hers.
Beans on toast
is not a suitable evening meal.
Cold pizza
is not suitable for breakfast.
Buying
toilet roll
s in packs of 2 is no longer enough. Buy
6 pack
s.
A
sports channel
is not intellectual evening discussion material.
A
hot water bottle
is not preferred for warming
cold feet
, your
body
is.
Despite having a large selection of
lingerie
, grey and black
underwear
is normal attire.
Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
My cat's breath smells like cat food
Baked beans on toast
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
NAMBLA
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Jennifer Love Hewitt's gratuitous cleavage for the extended duration of your ritual defecation
Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
lingerie
Andrea Dworkin
male chauvinist pig
hot water bottle
I always loved the smell of dying candles
Speeding ticket
Misogynist