I was told this story when I was a child, if anyone knows it's source please /msg me
Hell is a large table, on which is spread a feast more glorious than can be imagined on earth, and around which sit the occupants of hell. Each diner, however, has 6 foot long chopsticks instead of hands, making it impossible to feed themselves. Souls in hell are damned to eternal starvation, with wonderful food sitting right in front of them.
Heaven is also a large table, on which is spread a fest more glorious than can be imagined on earth, and around which sit the occupants of heaven. Each diner however, has 6 foot long chopsticks instead of hands, which are just long enough for heaven's diners to feed each other.