Last Measure is the ultimate shock site.

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Combining JavaScript mouse-overs with every internet shock image known to man, causing a flurry of moving popups and the "GAY PORNO" voiceover from DMS100, it is truly a force to be reckoned with.

Oh my god, what the fuck is that? She's crapping all over him!

Last Measure's main attraction is a girl with shit on her face. (For some reason, everyone refers to this as 'a disgusting picture' or 'the worst thing i've seen ever', and appear unable to bring themselves to just say it). With a properly-configured web browser, moving your mouse over the image at all, in any attempt to close it, causes the second stage of javascript to take effect

my eyes need bleach or soap or lye or something

At last stock, Last Measure's image set consisted of a picture of a young child with a man's naked ass in the background (with the words 'the fuck what' written in red above the ass), Goatse, tubgirl, penisbird, spin.gif, a naked african-american bodybuilder, a person spreading their ass open with a table clamp, Rustina.jpg, of Kuro5hin fame, lemonparty, and loopback.

i'm going to go puke

This internet atrocity can be found linked from Gaia Online, Slashdot, and Kuro5hin. If you see any links like the following, BEWARE.

  • http://nero-online.org/lastmeasure/
  • http://vyr.us/lastmeasure/
  • http://wilwheaton.org/
  • http://peoplesprimary.com/
  • http://obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
I'm sure there will be more links to this phenomenon as it spreads, so check all your links in a text-only browser!

Thank you for reading this message.