This recipe is NOT for the HEALTH CONSCIOUS but man, is it ever tasty *smack*smack*...and easy, which is important since i usually end up making this in some altered state of mind.

Cheesy Garlic Bread

Ingredients:
2 tbs. chopped fresh garlic
1/4 c. (i/2 stick) butter, softened
1/4 tsp. paprika
3 tbs. mayonnaise
1/4 c chopped parsley
1/2 c cheddar cheese
1/2 jack cheese
1 loaf unsliced french bread

Directions:
1.Slice bread lengthwise.
2.Mush everything except the cheese and bread together with a fork and slather generously over bread all the way to the edges.
3. Top with cheeses and pop in the broiler 2-3 minutes or till chesse is bubbly.
4. Ask your arteries for forgiveness and devour.