Today's Lesson:
No knife needed for toothbrushing.
I had a nap this
evening. I suppose I was quite
tired becuase after an hour the
alarm went off and i was still very tired. I laid in bed for another half hour. Then I kind of rolled and
stumbled out.
If I had slept any longer I'd be a
wreck. My sleeping
schedule would be all over the place.
So I got up. I felt pretty
groggy.
So I went to the
bathroom to wake my self up.
I splashed
cold water on my face.
No reaction.
I
peed.
No
reaction.
So maybe brushing my teeth would
perk me up.
Mint sounds
refreshing.
So I reached over and picked up the
toothpaste.
I opened the cap and looked at the
tube.
Then I looked over at my toothbrush.
"How do I get the toothpaste from the tube onto the brush?" I thought, "Can I spread it on with a
knife?"
-- At this point I did not have my glasses on, and I am very near sighted. --
I glanced in the drawer but no knives were there.
I looked to the tube for help. But it had gone all blury.
I groaned.
"I really want to be fresh and awake."
As I groaned I squeezed the tube slightly.
It all came back to me.
Just sqeeze it on there.
So I brushed my teeth. But the water in the tap was HOT. Not refreshing at all.
I tried slapping myself in the face.
That didn't work either.
It's an ongoing project.