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***OFFER ENDS FRIDAY, MAY 7TH***



Donate money and get something you've always wanted but never thought you'd have!

For a limited time, if you donate $25 to Everything2, you can receive a postcard from none other than dannye. It will be postmarked in Arkansas and contain the words you've always wanted to hear, "I don't like you," written by the hand of dannye. What could be better than that?

For a donation of $50 or more, you can receive a "customized" card from dannye. He'll tell you anything you want to hear, within postal regulations, no profanity allowed.

Make your contribution to Donation Box. Be sure to include your name and address with your contribution.

In addition, a certain noder has agreed to match the first $250 in donations received in this fundraiser. You know you've been thinking about donating for a while now, so this is your opportunity to put your money where your mouth is.

If need be, an additional donation of $10 will generally convince dannye to stop sending you the mean postcards. Sorry about that.

THIS OPPORTUNITY WILL NOT BE OFFERED AGAIN
YOU HAVE UNTIL MAY 7TH TO GET ON BOARD
OR MISS OUT FOREVER