Everything Poll Archive
Cheaters never prosper!
Did you ever help someone cheat on a school assignment?
I got paid for it, too 13 14.29% I only ever helped friends 17 18.68% Just once or twice 13 14.29% Never cheated, not even at Scrabble 35 38.46% None of the above. 13 14.29% Total 91 100.00% Presidential Approval
by dannye
President Obama thus far:
Great job! 7 8.75% Good job 25 31.25% Adequate job 17 21.25% It's complicated 17 21.25% Poor job 3 3.75% Awful job 1 1.25% Beyond ridiculous! 3 3.75% None of the above. 7 8.75% Total 80 100.00% 3D
by avalyn
What do you think of the revival of 3D films?
I like it. It's good to see an old (1950s) technology meshed with today's special effects. 9 10.98% I like it. It's pleasing to mine eye. 5 6.10% I like it, in general. 4 4.88% I dislike it. The visuals overshadow the plot. 6 7.32% I dislike it. It's just a fad. 16 19.51% I dislike it, in general. 11 13.41% I don't really care about it one way or the other. 15 18.29% None of the above. 8 9.76% Total 82 100.00% E2 in Real Life
by gate
Of the people you know, how many would you like to talk to face-to-face every day, if you didn't have to?
0, get those meatbags away from me! 1 1.32% 0, occassionally yes, but every day is a bit much. 8 10.53% Only 1 is worthy. 5 6.58% 2, we're really tight. 3 3.95% My 3-4 co-conspirators. 12 15.79% 5-8, that's the size of my posse. 18 23.68% 9-16, I prefer to think of them as my team, not my gang. 9 11.84% 17-32, yes, I love to party. 1 1.32% 33+, I'm like the Flash, darting in and out before you know it. 3 3.95% Real life is so last decade - only the internet counts now. 2 2.63% I'm unfortunately out of practice due to my telepathic powers. 4 5.26% You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 4 5.26% None of the above. 6 7.89% Total 76 100.00% Let's Call the Whole Thing Off
by Gorgonzola
I pronounce TOMATO as:
toh-MAY-toh 48 57.83% toh-MAH-to 16 19.28% iss-tan-BULL 3 3.61% con-stan-ti-NOH-pull 8 9.64% None of the above. 8 9.64% Total 83 100.00% Simultaneous Generations
by gate
How many of your biological parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, etc. have you spoken with?
0, I'll go feel sad now =( 0 0.00% 1, my family is pretty short lived (or rather unfriendly). 2 2.11% 2 5 5.26% 3 9 9.47% 4 11 11.58% 5 20 21.05% 6 18 18.95% 7. Yes, I've spoken to at least one great-grandparent. 14 14.74% 8-9 9 9.47% 10-11 2 2.11% 12-14 1 1.05% 15 or more. My family is partly immortal and/or has mastered time travel. 3 3.16% None of the above. 1 1.05% Total 95 100.00% Economic demographics of E2 inhabitants
by gate
What economic sector do you rely on for most of your spending money?
Health care, social services 13 13.98% Manufacturing, energy, raw materials 2 2.15% Retail, service 9 9.68% Agriculture 2 2.15% Education, scientific, information services 32 34.41% Construction, real estate 2 2.15% Finance, trade 3 3.23% Transportation, distribution 2 2.15% Arts, entertainment 7 7.53% Organized crime 4 4.30% Superhero 2 2.15% Double agent 2 2.15% None of the above. 13 13.98% Total 93 100.00% Farewell ushdwhatsit
by gnarl
Being a farewell card from e2 in the guise of a user poll
So long and thanks for all the 8===> 4 6.25% We miss your selflessness already. 2 3.12% Good luck in your next internet community; you'll really crack them up! 4 6.25% Hey, where's the 5 Chings you owe me? 0 0.00% I always agreed with everything you said, but was too shy to admit it. Also, nice shoes! 2 3.12% Some say the glass is half empty, some say half-full; but you always said "No one understands that I know what they understand'. Rock on! 4 6.25% No one can replace you, which I'm glad; I prefer to remember you as you are. 3 4.69% Good times, man. GOOD TIMES. 3 4.69% Roses are red, Violets are blue, you are now gone and so i boo-hoo. 0 0.00% As God is my witness, i'll never go hungry again. For, after all, tomorrow is another puppet hiding behind a proxy. 11 17.19% I always thought that if i ever learned how to pronounce your user name I'd be gifted with brilliance and talent that makes grown men weep. Damn! 4 6.25% Bye, little buddy. 5 7.81% None of the above. 22 34.38% Total 64 100.00% New Writeups Nodelet
Do you pay attention to New Writeups?
Like a hawk 16 18.60% Most of the time 30 34.88% Just sometimes 14 16.28% Only once or twice per session 2 2.33% Only once a day 5 5.81% Only once in a few days to a week (or more) 13 15.12% I have New Writeups shut off entirely 3 3.49% None of the above. 3 3.49% Total 86 100.00% Relationships
by avalyn
Have you ever been in a romantic and/or sexual relationship with someone you met online?
Yes. 36 43.37% Yes, but it was a long distance relationship. 8 9.64% Yes, but I regret getting into it. 4 4.82% No. 23 27.71% No. I disapprove of meeting online people in real life. 1 1.20% No, but I'm willing to give it a try sometime 10 12.05% None of the above. 1 1.20% Total 83 100.00%