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It has recently come to my attention that the readers of my column here at everything2 are in an alternate timeline. It is my understanding, through confidential sources, that you are in a timeline where Trump did not win a second term as President. I hope you are doing well there. We are not.


Now, the guys who work at the library (who also make excellent cinematic productions) have been branching out into new areas. I have been so proud of them for doing so that I let each of them run their tongues along the perimeter of my aerola. I am good to mankind. I have kindness in my hot little heart, and if you have a beast that you want to unleash, I have a cave that loves being explored. Lets do lunch.

The guys who work at the library have come up with a system to handle America's problems. They are trying to reverse engineer what they have so far in the hope that it will produce the results they desire, but in reverse. They have worked out through…

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                                                         Bears all its sons away;         They fly, forgotten, as a dream

Dies at the opening day.
Isaac Watts




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Whisper thin scents: rocks, brooks, streams, a musty order, and the memory of salmon. Huruhra, the great grizzly bear meant to go to the wet place where the fish come. Arruah scented that clearly, but she puzzled over a more dazzling exotic smell. Something the loud creatures of the Sound brought with them out into the wilderness. Something bitter, but enticing, with a hint of sugar beneath the excess. Something that could be easily…

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