After an interesting yet disturbing
experience at a strip club
in a small Georgia town this past weekend, I have come up with several dont's
that should be heeded if you are the proprietor
of such a place.
Firstly, do not allow your disc jockey
to use an electonic drum machine
to accompany the music. This is in very
bad taste. If the performer of the music wants horrid, tinny sounding congo drums
played off-beat in their music, they'll put them in.
Secondly, never, ever
force your dancers to perform to Funk Soul Brother
. Don't get me wrong; this song is great. But it is not
an erotic dance song
. In fact, during some of the faster portions of the tune, the effect of the music coupled with an erotic dancer trying to keep up the pace is quite amusing.
Lastly, please don't place a large screen television
tuned to the Weather Channel behind
the dancers. This does nothing for the atmosphere of the place, unless your goal is to keep your patrons informed of the weather conditions rather than forking over their money
There. I've said my piece.