Battle Cattle is a miniature game made by Wingnut Games which focuses on cow-to-cow combat. InQuest magazine regularly makes fun of it, and once they featured it in a "games that suck" article as well. I suspect few people have actually played it.

According to InQuest, the cows use their moo-vement points to move around, and they attack by farting.

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