The group chant of the holy cheesesteak

Blessed be this holy matrimony
Of the flesh of neutered male cattle
Fried on a wrought iron griddle
And the most precious sacrement
The piece of velveeta cheese*
That has been sliced from the most holy
Velveeta cheese block

All: Scrumdiddly-umptous

May you allways be served
Together with fries and a drink
Topped with onions
And if you wish

All: Scrumdiddly-umptous

May you never become polluted with mayonaise
Or in anyway pandered as
A pizza steak sandwich
And may we continue our fight
Against the Subway franchise
And keep you delivered at no extra cost

All: $4.99 at your favorite establishment

* Requires vocal embelishment
Yes, this was lame

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