Just a snippet left in my head upon awakening... Someone was showing me some bicycle pedals, kind of thick looking and black and rubbery. This person said to me, "They're made of ostrich feathers, for a recumbent bike." At my confusion, he clarified, "Beacuse they peddle with their armpits." Ahhh, all made sense for the single moment before I opened my eyes.

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