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IN THE BEGINNING (late one night god sits at his computer..)
login: god
god's Password:*****

Welcome to the MetaEther


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First login.
Mar 1 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown

%time
bad command or filename

%cd /development/testing/globals/
%time
bad command or filename

%make time
making time.c...
....
complete

%time
time must be run in the background. Use &.

%time &
%ps
PID TTY TIME CMD
00013 hv/4 0:00 -csh
00201 hv/4 0:00 ps
00075 hv/4 0:00 time
00224 hv/4 0:00 ksh /bin/mesh

%create heaven and earth
create: 1215-202 Cannot find a rule to create target heaven from dependencies.
Stop.

%run /bin/earth &
cannot be run in the background.

%run /bin/earth
Light not found...
Earth client void of form, too much darkness.
Try Running EarthConfig to configure.

%let there be light
let: command not found.

%cd /bin
%uncompress ltbl-0.1alphaTar.Z
%tar -xvf 1tbl-0.1alphaTar
.....
%cd ltbl
%pwd
/bin/ltbl
%ltbl -rays
creating directory structure...
/bin/ltbl/photons
/bin/ltbl/uvrays
/bin/ltbl/irrays
/bin/....
Done.
Creating symbolic links...
/bin/ltbl/uvrays/photons -> /bin/ltbl/photons
/bin/ltbl/irrays/photons -> /bin/ltbl/photons
/bin...
Done.
Creating light...
There is Light.

%/bin/earth/EarthConfig
This is the earth configuration script for earth v 1.0
Enter name for light:
Day
Ok. Enter name for Darkness:
Night
Ok. Evening and morning setup. Please run firstday.pl

%cd /bin/earth
%firstday.pl
Checking for earth.
earth found, running since Mar 1 12:03:13 0000.
First Day started with 0 errors.

%logout
Logout by god at Mar 1 12:08:42 AM 0000.
login: god
god's Password:*****

Welcome to the MetaEther


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Last login at Mar 1 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown
Login at Mar 2 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown
%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
Let: too many parameters.

%Let firmament -midst water&light
parting waters...
firmament created. Please name it:
Heaven.
Ok.

%logout
Logout by god at Mar 2 12:03:10 AM 0000.
login: god
god's Password:*****

Welcome to the MetaEther


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Last login at Mar 2 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown
Login at Mar 3 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown
%mkdir /bin/earth/Seas
%mv waters* /bin/earth/Seas/
%mkdir /bin/earth/Earth
%mv lands* /bin/earth/Earth
%cd /bin/earth
%grass.pl
Creating grass...
connected to earth daemon.

%fruit.pl
Creating fruit trees...
connected to earth damon.

%logout
Logout by god at Mar 3 12:05:33 AM 0000.
login: god
god's Password:*****

Welcome to the MetaEther


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Last login at Mar 3 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown
Login at Mar 4 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown
%cd /development/objects/
%make sun_moon_stars
making sun_moon_stars.c...
....
complete

%sun_moon_stars
Running sun_moon_stars.
Looking for earth...
earth found.
Looking for heaven.
heaven found.
sun_moon_stars loaded successfully

%logout
Logout by god at Mar 4 12:04:27 AM 0000.
login: god
god's Password:*****

Welcome to the MetaEther


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Last login at Mar 4 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown
Login at Mar 5 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown
%cd /development/creatures
%make fish
making fish.c..
...
complete.

%make fowl
making fowl.c..
...
complete

%make cattle
making cattle.c..
...
complete

%make creepythings
making creepythings.c..
...
complete

%logout
Logout by god at Mar 5 12:22:56 AM 0000.
login: god
god's Password:*****

Welcome to the MetaEther


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Last login at Mar 5 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown
Login at Mar 6 12:00:01 AM 0000 on /dev/hv/0 from thrown
%make man
make: 9118-212 missing image file.

%scan /dev/scsi1/1/scanner/0
scannning image....
scan completed. image.scn saved.

%mv image.scn god.img
%make man god.img
making man.c..
...
complete

%make female
make: 0232-232 female.c not found

%cp man female
%run multiplication -v
Execution terminated. 5 errors.

%run multiplication -v /bin/earth/Earth/eden
Execution terminated. 4 errors.

%mv man /bin/earth/Earth/eden
%mv female /bin/earth/Earth/eden
%run multiplication -v /bin/earth/Earth/eden
Execution terminated. 3 errors.

%mount man female
incorrect parameters.

%mount female man
man mounted on female.

%run multiplication -v /bin/earth/Earth/eden
Execution terminated. 2 errors.

%cat /bin/earth/Earth/eden /tmp/data/desire > /bin/earth/Earth/eden

%run multiplication -v /bin/earth/Earth/eden
multiplication running successfully. earth daemon up for 6 days.
...man is fruitful
...female is fruitful
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 warning.

%kill -9 earth
cannot kill this process

%kill -9 multiplication
process killed.

%make freewill
making freewill.c..
...
complete

%run multiplication -v /bin/earth/Earth/eden -o freewill
multiplication running successfully. earth daemon up for 6 days.
Priority set to 0.
...man is fruitful
...female is fruitful
Warning: This process is now running in real-time, your user interface may become slow and unresponsive.
1 warning.
%kill -9 freewill
this process cannot be killed because another process is controlling it. kill the other process to end this
one.
%kill -9 multiplication
this process cannot be killed.
You do not have permission.

%del earth
cannont delete earth, it is currently running.

%kill -9 earth
permission denied.

%make treeKnowledge
making treeKnowledge.c..
...
complete

%make good_evil
making good_evil.c..
...
complete

%good_evil
Linking to treeKnowledge...
successful.

%good_evil -set evil
Evil activated.
creating shame...
Warning: man mount failure on female.
Missing man in /bin/earth/Earth/eden.
Missing female in /bin/earth/Earth/eden. 3 warnings.

%grep man|female /bin/earth/Earth/eden
search failed. Expression not found

%rm shame
Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

%rm freewill
freewill is not a file or folder. freewill is an idea.

%Quit
Unrecognized command.

%kill -9 freewill
freewill is not a process. freewill is an idea

%freewill -shutdown
Activating freewill...
building artificial intelligence...
loading mindset...
executing brain..

%shutdown
No

%Exit
Fuck you

%stop!!!
oh stop your whining!

%make new_world
You have exceeded your allocated file space.

*** ATTENTION ****
SYSTEM GOING DOWN IN 1 MIN FOR SERVICING
WILL RESUME MAR 8 AT 6:00:00 AM.
LOG OFF NOW

%exit
No

%
TIME ALMOST UP...
shutting down in 10...9...8...7
%make jesus
making jesus.c
...6...5...4...3
complete

%jesus
starting jesus...
jesus succesfully started... attempting to mop up your mess.

%
System Shutdown. Goodbye!


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