The
Humber College residence houses about 700
students and consists of two buildings labelled R and S for no apparent reason. Like many
college housing facilities, you can expect general
rowdiness and endless
binge drinking. It is uncertain as to whether or not any
school work has ever been accomplished here, as sixty percent of a student's time is spent either at
Caps, or getting ready to go to
Caps. The other forty percent of the time is spent
sleeping, recovering from
hangovers, and trying to remember what happened during the previous
drunken blackout.
Res food ranges from mediocre slop to utter crap, and can only be tolerated if one puts ketchup on absolutley everything. Cafeteria staff seem to think it's perfectly fine to serve fries with every single meal, including breakfast. One suspects the freshmen fifteen rule orginated within these walls.