EDITOR:
I am the very model of a modern
E2 editor
I'm one part kindly
mentor and I'm ten parts drooling predator
I've
noded for the ages and I'm now a tad respectable
My
node-fu is impressive and the
borg thinks I'm delectable
I'm very well acquainted, too, with many rules grammatical,
And when it comes to spelling I could well be called
fanatical
It warms my heart to read a node of unabated quality
Whether it be factual or fiction or
frivolity
NODERS:
Whether it be factual or fiction , etc.
EDITOR:
I prowl the nodegel tirelessly in search of nodes
inferior
Not just upon the surface, but quite deep in the
interior
In short, in matters "Everything" as I perhaps have said before
I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
NODERS:
In short, in matters "Everything" as s/he perhaps has said before
S/he is the very model of a modern E2 editor
EDITOR:
I hunt the darkest corners of the site my
cilia bristling
I have no fear of what I find, indeed you'll hear me
whistling
Like Bond a licenced killer, I will
terminate and penalise
The
weak, the
lame, the
scurrilous,
inaccurate or plain unwise
If you infringe a copyright, no
mercy will be evident
The cost in XP could, dear noders, prove to be
improvident
But if, while out patrolling I should find a node
sensational
I'll cool it so that it can be forever
inspirational
NODERS:
S/he'll cool it so that, etc.
EDITOR:
If I view GTKY nodes with
jaundice and
hostility
It's simply that I
recognise their ultimate
futility
In short, in matters "Everything" as I no
doubt have said before
I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
NODERS:
In short, in matters "Everything" as s/he no doubt has said before
S/he is the very model of a modern E2 editor
EDITOR:
I keep an eye on
chatterbox, and scan new writeups
zealously
The database is what I love, I guard its honour
jealously
I try to
welcome newbies and to guide their steps if
faltering
To offer good
suggestions if I'm asked what might need
altering
I've been accused from time to time of showing some
capriciousness
Perhaps you think it's
personal, and I'm acting from
maliciousness
Or maybe censorship's your cry, you think I act
political
Have you considered that perhaps I might be hyper
critical?
NODERS:
Have you considered, etc.
EDITOR:
It isn't my intention to destroy a thing that's valuable
But I too (though I'm godlike), am still
human and quite
fallible
But still, in matters "Everything" as I'm convinced I've said before
I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
NODERS:
But still, in matters "Everything" as s/he's convinced s/he's said before
S/he is the very model of a modern E2 editor