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Last night I dreamt I was on Stars In Their Eyes, and tonight, Matthew, I was going to be Haim Topol in Fiddler On The Roof.

I had a whole chorus line of dancing rabbis and was shimmying up and down the stage dressed as an orthodox Jew, singing "If I Were A Rich Man".

With great panache and conviction, I might add.

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