A while back the
Landover Baptist Church put out a fake
press release about the Satanic overtones of the
Jar Jar Binks Love Doll. It's this they should have mocked. I have never seen a more
phallic children's toy. It positively screamed "
sex toy". Just imagine: one presses, releases and press the plunger again, sending this pink
tongue in and out, in and out of Jar Jar's mouth...
Not surprisingly, it got pulled off the market very quickly.
There's one in a cabinet in my house - it'll be collectable one day. It's my retirement plan. Heh.