jerk off

Masturbation	jack off	Masturbate-a-Thon	Jerk-off
Circle jerk	whack off	Relax the belly	Opiate
Fleshlight	cold shower	Advantages of interning/Co-Oping	How to entertain young children on little or no money
5.25 inch hard disks	Pony	Jimmy	crude
What's that smell?	if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser