Life is:
Unorganized, but somehow
Set up for you to fail
Although you will try and try
again.
Life is:
Uncouth and uninhibited,
It teaches us the wrong things to say
generally to the people we don't wish to
offend.
Life is:
never punctual, so we learn to be
fashionably late,
or, worse-
showing up at the worst time with
a mismatched date.
Life is not:
interested in foreshadowing,
conflict resolution
or happy endings.
Life is:
Mostly undramatic,
cruelly consistent.