The stuffed gray bunny character found on the sitcom Unhappily Ever After. He is a figment of Jack's imagination. Although he is real and does exist, due to the fact that anything he does will have an effect on the real world, he never moves when someone other than Jack is near him. He is foul-mouthed, boorish, and has a sharp, crude wit. He acts as a friend and psychoanalyst of Jack's and often brags about his libido, which helps him score with other female toys. His voice is played by Bobcat Goldthwait.