H.S. aka New Utter Reck
ly Erected Reck aka New Useless
, located in the heart of Guido-Land
(an area of Brooklyn populated mostly by bigot Italians-see Yusef Hawkins
), is the School of High
to avoid when applying to a h.s.
, getting off the 79st
stop at the B-line
, or crossing the street to get to the sweatshop
. Coined by the teachers and faculty as, "The School of Soft Cocks"
, due to the lack of excitement exhibited by the student body when being stimulated by under-skilled
, teachers of the pathological lying
persuasion (Mr. Dimentstein, Mr. Stratis)
, who failed in life
, yet seek a source of livelihood that would support
their meaningless existence
by syphening the energy and talent
from the UTE
's (students, alumni).
New Utrecht h.s. was also the setting for the sitcom "Welcome Back, Kotter
", back in its hayday in the mid-70's.
New Utrecht h.s. appeared in a Saturday Night Live
"Welcome Back, Kotter" skit featuring Adanoid Sandler
Graduates from New Utrecht who made it "BIG":
(supposedly) Mr. Furley from Three's Company
Hotspots (Where the action is
, staircases, and the sidewalk. Dimenstein's room-For all the aspiring gays