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9:00
Given as I've now created everything, having probably put in the busiest week in eternity, I'm now ready to put in My final creation: Man. It's the final touch to my idea... They said I couldn't do it, that I was too surrounded by beautiful angels and cherubs to get off my arse and do something constructive - well, this week's proved them wrong.

11:30
Well, Adam's running round quite happily, and fortunately doesn't realise that it's such a cliché to give him a name beginning with A.

1:00
Adam says it's all kind of neat, but he's kinda lonely. I told him some story 'bout whipping out a rib to make him a companion, but all I really needed were some skin scrapings so I could clone him, then a little hard radiation to make them not identical. But hey, you've got to make it look good, haven't you!

4:30
Well, let's just say they're now putting the rabbits to shame...

5:00
They say sex makes you hungry... What? She's eating from the tree of life? And Adam's waving the Sword of Truth like He-man? Oh no...


God created the universe, but Nate created Everything

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