Pinocchio 2

For a quick laugh, do a Google search for Pinocchio 2 or Pinocchio sequel and read a few of the results.

• Filmation's animated Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night. OK to medium-bad.
• Trimark's live-action Pinocchio's Revenge. Worse than Child's Play.
• "Knock on Wood" by Frank Thomas Smith. This is where I got one of my online handles. http://www.barcelonareview.com/12/e_fs.htm
• The New Adventures of Pinocchio from the same people who did the 1996 New Line live-action release. It has been released direct to video.
• Warner's live-action A.I. directed by Steven Spielberg. Here, the puppet is named David (played by Haley Joel Osment of Forrest Gump and The Sixth Sense).