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Polly Thelism was a girl in my 8th grade class who embodied everything life had to offer. She was witty in the ways only a 14 year old can be. Her figure made one think of much older women. Her breasts alone made her 'mature'. As a consequence of this, her opinions were listened to with great seriousness and were highly regarded among her peers. One friday night in a crowded movie theatre fire broke out. Polly was very convincing when she stood up and said, "Don't worry, there's no real problem here. It's a little fire and if we all stay put and don't panic, we'll all be safe". As a result, 47 of her classmates were burned to death.

Pol`y*the"lism (?), n. [Poly- + Gr. qhlh` a nipple.] Anat.

The condition of having more than two teats, or nipples.


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