Released as an EP full of very technoy remixes in 1996. The remixes are very energetic but quite repetitive (especially the longer ones) and there's not too much difference between the ones remixed by the same person. The EP was released on Atlantic Records (catalogue number: 85499). The original song appears on the album Boys For Pele and was written and produced by Tori Amos. It's rumoured to be about Courtney Love and considered part of the Trent Reznor and Tori Amos connection (or, if you prefer, The Reznor-Amos-Gaiman Conspiracy) because in this song, Tori uses the word starfucker and, in 1999, Nine Inch Nails (what Trent Reznor is famous for) released a song called "Starfuckers, Inc."
Track list:
- LP Mix (4:31)
(this is the album version of "Professional Widow")
- Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix (8:08)
- MK Mix (7:20)
- Just Da Funk Dub (3:44)
- MK Vampire Dub (6:56)
- Armand's Instrumental (5:35)
- Bonus Beats (4:31)
Tracks 2, 4, and 6 were remixed by Armand Van Helden. Tracks 3, 5, and 7 were remixed by MK. Post Production was coordinated by Johnny "D" De Mario.