I told my momma, "I couldnt sleep, must be the Rock Star I drank last night"
momma sano said "son, stick with alcohol, its what you know."
I love my momma
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I loved my momma.
Ack, my ACL!
flesh eating WHAT?
Plus we're at war... so everything sucks
WOOHOO!!!
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a flag is patriotic
a burning flag stuffed in a bottle of gas is very patriotic
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chunkathalon was 9/11 just like god wanted...
hurray! the terrorists won!!