Slavonic Princess

Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?	you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you	I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway	I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE	Ruthenia	I am a female android	I don't want to be here when you don't call.
Ramblings of the lonely	I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst	The sad, sad mutant handbook	waulking song
The young poet, facing a deadline, scans pages 450-467 of the OED	Calling her number and having a male voice answer	But I don't want to be Princess Leia!	Duct tape does not make a good bra
Thank GOD for Supermodels!	My Better Half	Galatea was a bookish girl	Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down