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The following is a story passed among friends since the beginning of time. I first encountered it in comic form, and I'm now adapting it for E2.
Somebody once asked me what Punk Rock is.

So I kicked over a garbage can and said, "That's Punk Rock."

So he kicked over another garbage can and said, "So that's Punk Rock?"

"No!" I said, "That's just trendy."

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A group of friends and I then made a large number of adaptations of this theme - a meme before memes, if you will. Some of them were then assembled into a small packet, which I still have. Some of them also suck. Nonetheless, I will now do my best to bring them all to E2, save one, which relies rather highly on the art.
(The panels for this comic are dripping blood)

A guy once asked me what Metal was...

So I kicked a trash can and I said...

"That's metal."

So he kicked one and said...

So that's metal?"

So I KILLED HIM.


Someone once told me what Alzheimer's Disease was.

...

Hmmm...

Where am I?!

Who are you?

Who... am... I?

...


Someone once asked me...

"What's a non sequitur?

(A large picture of a chicken with no caption)


Someobody once asked me what assisted suicide was...

"What's assisted suicide?"

So I killed him.

He was asking for it.


Somebody once asked me...

"What's New Age?"

So I took a crap and said...

(Arrow pointing to poo in toilet bowl) That's New Age.


Someone once asked me...

What's writer's block?











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