I learned this song from a man in graduate school who'd also been a rugby player in the early 1990s. He was on a team in Australia for a while. He knew a lot of songs. He is gone now, so in memorium. I think it fails political correct rules quite handily.
Oh the Freshman up at Yale get no tail
The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
They find it fine and dandy
To learn to be quite handy
The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
The Sophomores up at Yale get no tail
The Sophomores up at Yale get no tail
To relieve their frustration
They resort to masturbation
The Sophomores up at Yale get no tail
The Juniors up at Yale get no tail
The Juniors up at Yale get no tail
Half the Freshman class
Has to take it up the ass
The Juniors up at Yale, get no tail
The Seniors up at Yale, they get tail
The Seniors up at Yale, they get tail
For half a pint of scotch
Annie Smith will spread her crotch
The Seniors up at Yale, they get tail
The TAs up at Yale, they get tail
The TAs up at Yale, they get tail
If they want a piece of ass
They just keep it after class
The TAs up at Yale, they get tail
The bulldog up at Yale has no tail
The bulldog up at Yale has no tail
After ten years in those halls
It's a wonder he has balls
The bulldog up at Yale has no tail
Wikipedia has another version here. Presumably this dates back to when these schools were all male.
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