From the
TV series Married With Children. When
Al Bundy and friends formed
NO MA'AM (the
National Organisation of
Men Against
Amazonian Masterhood) they wrote up
The Ten Commandments of NO MA'AM as a
charter. Unfortunatly, they only came up with
nine commandments. Regardless,
Ironside Hayes read the commandments when NO MA'AM took over the
Jerry Springer show. They are:
1. It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays
2. It is wrong to be French
3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
4. Lawyers, see rule three
5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
6. Everyone should car pool except us
7. Bring back the word stewardesses
8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport
9. Mud wrestling is a sport