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3:00 pm - I take Allegra D with a full glass of water.
6:00 pm - I nearly pass out from exhaustion after sitting on my ass for three hours.
9:00 pm - I wake up and eat an apple. I go to sleep again.
12:00 am - I wake up and watch Saturday Night Live. I watch some porn. I go to sleep.
2:00 am - I wake up in a cold sweat I have been dreaming of Pat Buchanan in a pink dress eating a mango. I force myself to sleep by 3:00
6:00 am - I wake up incredibly tired. I eat pancakes. I go to sleep.
11:00 am - I wake up feeling refreshed but with a concerning amount of gas. I take a shower. I pass gas for two hours watching tv.
2:00 pm - I go to work.
2:01 pm - I am fired.

Long Lasting effect:
Whenever I hear a whistling, droning, or buzzing noise, I cringe.

Moral of story: DON'T TAKE ALLEGRA-D YOU WILL LOSE YOUR JOB.

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