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Derogatory term for some putz you don't like; usually said person is one of your closest friends.

Example of use: "Stop hittin' on my sister, dickweed!"

Favorite insult of Crow T. Robot.

The informal name for cattails, which I always think are bullrushes but they're not, it's just that you find them growing together in the swamp. They're called dickweeds because there's a big spike with a brown hot dog shaped tassel on the end, which looks kind of like a dick when you're 14 years old.

In the animated Walt Disney version of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Ichabod Crane hears the wind drumming some dickweed against a log and he thinks it's horse hoofs. So when he sees it isn't, then he relaxes, but soon ...

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