Live in Calgary where the chinooks rule. Run Linux. Program in Java and do lots of servlet and EJB programming. Don't think I've ever used a bogo sort but the concept of using one is rather funny. Own 50% (and happen to be vice-president and C.O.O. of) of a software development company called Bitonic Solutions Inc. My girlfriend says I'm a geek; I think she's right. Favourite vacation spot is probably /dev/null ... And for some reason, I seem to write sentence fragments... and I absolutely detest doing good.
I am a Sergeant in the King's Own Calgary Regiment, a reserve regiment in the Canadian Army and firmly believe in "loyalty above all else except honour" and that "it's all about karma".
I love being Canadian, eh? I also have my Australian citizenship (dual citizenship), which means I'm free to get up and go there whenever I please. I also love girls next door, that is women with that girl next door look to them. All good. Oh, and one last thing, I pretty much have permanant helmet head.
P.S. Have you been dispursing half miles whenever possible?
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dr
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User Bookmarks:
- "Wash Away Your Sins!" lip balm
- 0x00FEEDFACEC0FFEE
- 1 = -1
- 1, 11, 21, 1211
- 2^.5 = 2
- 20 ways to pamper your lover without spending a fortune
- A cool short C program
- Aesop's Fables
- Benefits of Martial Arts training
- Boobies do not make the world go round
- Canada Day
- Canuckian
- Castalia
- Comma Splices and Run-on Sentences
- Cursing in French
- Depressing but probably true rules of life (idea)
- Drink to the Boys in the Royal Navy
- Everything Bartender
- Faking an orgasm
- four fours
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Glory is Fleeting
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Housebreaking
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch? (idea)
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to Cook Everything
- How to sleep with 10,000 women in four simple steps
- How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
- I like the way he reads poetry
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
- It never rains but it pours
- Lighting a book match one-handed
- Logical fallacy
- Loose lips sink ships
- Loser's chess (thing)
- Martini of Death
- May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
- Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
- Nice guys finish last
- Nice people swallow
- Nodes of "E2 Canada"
- Oh, Canada
- On finding a wife
- Piercisms Generator
- Pierre et Paul
- Pilots' Jargon
- Resistance to English 102
- saturation diving
- Screw Your Neighbor
- Sex in the Rain
- Sexual myths about women
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- stained glass windows and butterfly wings
- Stupid Word Tricks
- Table of liquor specific weights
- Tanking
- The 48 Laws of Power
- The airport test of relationships
- The Army on the March
- The double articulation of language
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- Things you should never do with chopsticks
- True name vs. pet name
- Understanding the female orgasm
- Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
- War of 1812
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- What girls aren't taught
- You're missing it