The mating sound of a peacock. The truth according to Beyond Balderdash.

The mating sound of the peacock is a very loud and obnoxious noise, and I say this from experience. They scream during both the day and the night, and strut around showing their damn feathers like they own the place. The males are the courtiers, and the females tend to take the men with the most eye patterns on their tail feathers. And then they have sex in your backyard. These creatures are very arrogant and have no respect for human law.

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