Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

See: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Philosopher's stone	Bad fantasy novels	Harry and the Nation of Dweebs	Alan Rickman
Hermione Granger	J.K. Rowling	chess with live humans	Argus Filch
Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!	Severus Snape	Gladiator	Boomerang Toomerang Zoomerang
Vernon Dursley	Marcus Aurelius	John Hurt	Quidditch
Luca Brasi