Great quotes from "The Young Ones"
Mike: What's ugly, stupid and boring and is standing in front of me called Neil?
Neil: Me.
Mike: Perfectly correct.
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Rick: Neil? Is it really necessary to have the light on when you're in the bath?
Neil: Well yeah.
Rick: Why? What are you planning to do, photosynthesize?
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Neil: Hey wouldn't it be terrible if we ended up having to eat each other? Like those sailors did in that film..."We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other."