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she was acting a bit too bright so i lamped her
know what i mean? knocked her lights out
no i love my family i would kill for my family
i would maim for em and what difference does it make who gets it eh?
here barman another pint please
what do you mean i'm cut off, i'll cut you if you're not careful
anyway i caught her acting fishy so i battered her
i know how a person acts when they've been out shagging blokes
that's the way i act when i've been out shagging blokes
don't be daft, what do you mean it's gay, they don't put it in me
here where's my pint? pissed? who's pissed?
you'll be pissing into a bag when i'm done with you, get your strong hands off me, here what are you doing after work?

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