napsterbate \Napsterbate\, v. 1. To sit and
download multi-media files from an online
file-sharing database instead of doing
something more productive. (eg. "Honey, quit
napsterbating and come back to bed.")
2. To feel the need to download a multi-media file, but don't know what to download. (eg. "Dammit, I want to download something -- what should I get?" "Oh, quit
napsterbating and get back to work.")
See
Napster,
CuteMX, and
GNUtella.