purple_curtain is an undead brain-eating zombie

Universal "no" symbol	High school can kill you	The Blood is the Life: A Frightful Halloween Quest	Now that was a scary ending
Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend	Occam's Revenge	Kill Everyone Project	How to survive against zombies
Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.	briar rose	Tag, you're dead	OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
How to survive against humans	zombification	Random Acts of Purple	MacGyver
Zombie baby jokes	Dead chicks rock the house	Girl with the roses at the bar	"So we have...curry and pubs. City of Culture my arse." - a slightly frantic Birmingham nodermeet (with long words!)
Purple people eaters	The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured