In the same vein as Pokemon religious propaganda
, my sister was handed this little booklet on halloween
night from some woman giving out candy
Here's a treat, your very own riddle book!
Can you jump higher than a 20 foot pumpkin?
Yes! a 20 foot pumpkin can't jump!
Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
Her baby is a little bigger.
3 children and an elephant were under an umbrella, but none of them got wet. Why not?
It wasn't raining!
What did Mrs. Bullet say to Mr. Bullet?
We're going to have a B.B.
Why did the farmer run a steam roller over his fields?
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes!
What is everyone in the world doing at the same time?
Who will everyone meet someday?
The Lord Jesus Christ, God's Son!
Will everyone go to heaven where God lives?
God's book, The Bible says... "All who trust him - God's Son - to save them have eternal life; Those who don't believe and obey him shall never see heaven." (John 3:36)
Will the Bad Things (Sins) I have done keep me from living with God?
YES! God hates sin! He will not allow sin into heaven!
...But listen to this...
"Jesus died for our sins and rose again so that we are not guilty...'If we trust in Jesus Christ who in his kindness freely takes away our sins'"
So it's NO RIDDLE!
"I have written this to you Who believe in the son of God so that You may Know you have eternal life." -1 John 5:13
Today I trust Jesus Christ to save me from my sins
I think this is from the same people who put out the pokemon religious propaganda, and this scares the shit outa me, putting things out for little kids that turn into propaganda pamphlets.