This was told to me by the sys admin (and alpha geek) at the company where I interned in college:

Two bulls are standing on a hill. Off in the distance, they see a group of cows.
The young bull excitedly nudges the old bull and says, "Hey! Hey! I know! Let's run over there and fuck one of those cows!"
The old bull looks at the young bull, then turns and takes a long look at the cows. He turns back to the young bull and says, "Son, let's walk over there and fuck 'em all."

Crap, I almost forgot, there was a moral to this: Don't get too excited about doing something, or you might do a half-assed job.

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