A series of parody novels written by Leah Rewolinski in which the bungling crew have to get though a bizarre series of escapades in their ship - the Endocrine (with a cup on the saucer), with hilarious results. They always had to obey their catch phrase, said at the start of each mission:

‘Space, we need a lot more of it. These are the voyages of the Starship Endocrine. Its continuing mission, to find better schools, housing and lower taxes on the fringe of the galaxy. To boldly go where no-one wanted to before…’

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The Next Generation crew:

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