512x2 was hoping that the heat would inadvertently melt the adhesive cellophane and cause the flaming SPTs to suddenly eject from the toaster. Unfortunately, this did not occur.
512x2 is a sockpuppet-for-hire.
(see the node for details)
Talk to RoguePoet if you'd like to get your filthy hands up inside 'er.
(Wow, poor choice of metaphors for the win.)