Amish Gramish

I am a high school/college student from Minnesota. (High school/college means that I'm taking only college classes while still in high school.)
I'm an aspiring internet video comedian/director/business owner/humanitarian and I need lots and lots of moneys to make some of these things work.
I have a lot of things that I want to do that will probably never happen. Here's my list:
1. Learn Japanese.
2. Learn how to earn a lot of money on Forex and in turn get lots of money from it.
3. Make my business profitable and make more sales than just $1,000 a year.
4. Learn how to write in Japanese.
5. Make Amish Gramish In The City.
6. Make a record company that specializes in foreign music.
7. Make money off posting videos off the internet.
8. Double major in Business Admin and General Agriculture in college and graduate in 2012.
9. Spend some time in Japan and Florida.
10. More coming.

My blog is http://amishgramish.blogspot.com