Arakiel

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Sun Sep 2 2001 at 20:31:19 (23.6 years ago )

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Fixing things en masse

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Legion of Boom

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• "Per se" and the Mobile Phone Syndrome
• "Shut up," he explained
• A broken heart never heals
• A message from your .com CEO
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• African American but not Black
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs (idea)
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• American crow
• American hand-kissing
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• angry sex
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Aziraphale
• Becoming undead through stimulants
• Blah blah blah Supermodels blah blah blah
• bleeding heart
• blood drinking
• Blood is a good measure of pain (idea)
• Can real love survive over time
• Catherine the Great
• cellular phones as high-priority interrupts
• clampe's Mantra of Power
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• cluster fuck
• Coterie
• Crimping Cat-5
• cyclomatic complexity
• Dawn at The Wall
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando (idea)
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Enochian
• Eric and the Gazebo
• Eschaton
• Fallen Angels
• Falling in love with fictional characters
• Favorite Everything quotes
• fixed-point math
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Ghost in the Graveyard
• girl smell
• Grammatical Analysis of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
• Hatshepsut
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• High school can kill you
• How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
• How to BS a Term Paper
• How to lie with statistics
• How to write an English paper and fail
• How unlike tomatoes your testicles hang
• I am Joe's...
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• I fuck your sunshine
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• I once clutched death in my hands
• I reserve the right to club you and eat your bones
• I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
• I want you inside me
• I Want Your Sex
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• Inductive reasoning vs. Deductive reasoning
• INTJ
• Is another gas station really what we need?
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Izra'il
• John Mayer
• Just give him the damned fish
• Just to see what it would be like
• Kill Your Students Day
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Knights Templar
• Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
• Latin for All Occasions
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Lick That/Don't Lick That
• Limit all games to one frame per second
• Logical fallacy
• Love Vs. Lust
• malevolent
• McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
• Methods of Interrogation
• Middle finger
• My Marriage is failing
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• Nerds, geeks, dorks and losers
• Never let them see you bleed
• NSA
• NSA Handbook
• Obfuscated C
• On Neptune, it rains diamonds
• paradigm
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• pile of kittens
• Please stop annoying me
• Poison interlaced with the meat
• post hoc ergo propter hoc
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• racial profiling
• real death stories
• References in Deus Ex
• res ipsa loquitur
• Scar tissue on the heart
• Schadenfreude
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Shiva
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Silicon valley story V1.0 (place)
• Slack is a way of life
• Smart girls are sexy
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• System Administrator
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• That's enough to piss off the Pope
• The 10 bad listening habits (idea)
• The Art Of Insulting - Introduction
• The Conversation Assassin
• The day I realized what being alive was
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• The erotic nature of storms
• The eye contact game
• the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
• The Hacker's Kitchen Guide
• The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
• the race between lifespan and technology
• The Royal House of Thebes and Atreus
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• The terrible beauty of an industrial landscape at dawn
• The truth is a harsh mistress
• The Vampire Chronicles
• The world breaks everyone (idea)
• There is a speck of dust in my eye, honestly
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• To Parents: The Internet is NOT the Devil
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Transhumanist Terminology
• Tricks of the Propagandist
• Types of xDSL
• Typhon
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• What happens when we die?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Why the United States rules
• Why the world is more beautiful with a creator
• Why we smoke
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• work slack project
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• You cannot burn the a eastern
• You tasted like a gumdrop, lemon lime
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful