Bio? Erm...
Born 12th November 1980, 24 years of age, pretty much seen everything I wanted to see, done everything I wanted to do, and decided "What's the point?"
Ex-sysadmin, yes, I am one of "those" ... I fall firmly into the BOFH category of admins, quite content to electrocute the luser who decides to ring me up to get a quota extension, before emptying their existing quota and calmly informing them they now have oodles of new space to work with.
Now I spend my life as a hermit, afraid of the evil daystar, and praying for the day when the headaches stop... I would like that day to come, now please.