Dr. McNally

Hello, people of the world. I am Dr. McNally. I type these words now in order to better elucidate the finer points of a strange neurosis exhibited by certain individuals of a more high-strung nature, that being fingernail biting. I myself suffer from t.his condition, and it is with great glee when I discover others partaking in this strange practice of excising excess keratin outgrowths from the beds from which they protrude, if ever so slightly. Nailbiting is surely an ancient practice intended, if&.ever so subconsciously, to relieve the biter of their nervous tension. Of course, it is an effort in futility, as nailbiters will never be able to fully accomplish their intent of fully removing their nails and stress, especially considering that fingern.ails grow even after death.