Who the hell am I?
A writer? Technician, perhaps? Trivia nut? A fuckin' loon?
I'll let my wallet answer that question.
- The contents of my wallet as of January 30, 2001:
- 3 locker combinations
- School mock election voter registration card
- Columbia House membership card
- Expired CPR certification card
- Subway® Sub Club card
- Current CPR certification card
- Blockbuster Video membership card
- United States Fencing Association membership card
- 2001 Libertarian Party membership card
- Public Library membership card
- Pennsylvania Driver's License
- 2 pre-paid phone cards
- FIC Motherboard warranty card
- Visa Credit card
- 2 business cards for a hearse dealership in Cincinnati, OH
- Business card for my old guitar teacher
- 3 more phone cards (used)
- A card containing the decimal equivalents of an inch, and a Centigrade to Fahrenheit conversion chart
- "The B***h Club. For anyone who is one! Carry this & let it show." No idea why that is in there
- 50 Austrian Shillings
- 3 receipts for food from Rollier's Hardware store
- Receipt for paying $8.25 worth of library fines
- 2 receipts for buying gloswticks at the dollar store
- ATM receipt
- Ticket stub for the 'Babylon' dance club in Munich, Germany
- Expired coupon for favourite local diner
- Ticket stub from 'Kennywood' amusement park
- Pre-paid phone card off of a bottle of hair dye
- Receipt for a package of AAA batteries
- Receipt for buying munchies for New Year's 2001
- $5 gift certificate to Ruby Tuesday's restaurant
- 1 hall pass (unauthorized and reuseable) for use during school hours
- $11 in cash (2 $5's (1 new, one old), and 1 $1)
Kinda got an idea of me now?